In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.

Phyllis Diller
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  1. Happiness [is] only real when shared - Jon Krakauer

  2. That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable. - Deb Caletti

  3. I may not always be with you But when we're far apart Remember you will be with me Right inside my heart - Marc Wambolt

  4. Then I discovered that being related is no guarantee of love! - Stieg Larsson

  5. But grief makes a monster out of us sometimes .. . and sometimes you say and do things to the people you love that you can't forgive yourself for. - Melina Marchetta

More Quotes By Phyllis Diller
  1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

  2. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

  3. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  4. Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card

  5. Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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